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Life Nut

The life nut is the nut (or ejaculation) you bust when you're trying to have kids, or when you refuse to withdraw due to the heat of the moment. This is the nut that literally creates life, hence the term. "Life Nut".
Woman: Did you pull out?
Man: Sorry baby, ya cookie was so good that I gave you the life nut. My bad.
by Misocktheissac February 6, 2017
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Life Wedgie

Events in life that are: A. uncomfortable, B. Embarrassing, and C. have lasting repercussions. This word can be used to the same effect as "life sucks" but in a way that makes you sound less emo.
Man... These Life Wedgies keep getting me down, first having to work as a stripper, and then finding out at the office that i have have no bladder control!
by Doc the Pirate December 18, 2010
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Life Screwed

The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.

It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010
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flight for life

When a girl is on her period and you still give her a broken propeller.
Guy 1: Even though my girlfriend was on her period we still had sex last night.
Guy 2: How did that go? Did you give her an angry dragon?
Guy 1: No, I was going to hard that I gave her the flight for life before I could get to that.
by VincibleLemur03 April 4, 2017
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rage life

To follow one's passions and live life to the fullest. Whether blazing a downhill trail, floating through powder or lost in the moment at your favorite concert, those experiences which activate the soul and force us to be present are when we're truly raging life.
Him: What did u do this weekend?
Her: We were in Moab, shredding dirt and raging life!
Him: Huh..?
Her: When you rage life, your life IS the party.
by livinlavidapura November 22, 2015
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Pink Life

The life of alcohol, pot and women.

Derived from Pink Floyd.
by Boo2439 November 14, 2010
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chuck life

Chill as fuck when it comes to life. Enlightened. Non judgemental, yet savage. Coolest cat in the room. Will have her toes throwing up gang signs.
Wish I were living the Chuck Life like my friend Andy over there!
by Badfish21 December 20, 2016
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