phantom lake

an impoverished area in a suburb of seattle where much of the youth turn to drugs and gang related violence at an early age. overshadowed by compton, inglewood, and several other californian cities known as "the ghettos of the west coast" the area of phantom lake rivals these better known cities in crime rate, gang related violence, drug related arrests, and quality of living.

in the phantom lake area, 4 out of every 10 children will graduate high school. 4 of the remaining 6 will go to prison.

by leftkoastkilla September 10, 2008

lick lager

the act of performing cunnilingus

"dude i got soooo drunk with these bitches last night"
"well did ya lick lager?"
"of course!!!!!!!"

by pork tender-loin May 24, 2010

Huntington Lake

Huntington Lake was named for Henry Edwards Huntington, the Southern California entrepreneur who financed the earliest work at the Big Creek-San Joaquin Hydroelectric Project. The lake was the first reservoir built in the project, which delivered electricity to southern California, some 240 miles away.
The surrounding area today known as Huntington Lake was simply called "Basin", the name taken from Basin Creek, originally a grain and cattle raising area, at the bottom of today's lake. A post office was established there in 1913, with the community of Huntington Lake being established in 1916, after it was named for Henry Huntington. Two other resort communities were created; Cedar Crest in 1923 and Lakeshore in 1924.
Huntington Lake lies approximately 70 miles northeast of Fresno in the Sierra Nevada Mountains at 6,950 feet. Notable landmarks around Huntington Lake include Tamarack Ridge to the southeast at 7,582 feet, Kaiser Peak to the north at 10,320 feet; Black Point to the west; Red Mountain to the southeast; and Bear Butte to the east.

Let's go to Huntington Lake

by Grizzly Bell April 6, 2011

Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011

Ham lake

A shitty little town in Minnesota commonly know as pork pond they only thing in this town is a gas station and a hole in wall cafe called the dead ox

Ham lake what a shitty town

by Pork pond kid February 1, 2017

pint o' lager

v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.

I'll be in the bog ... it's Friday night and Tanya's always ready for a pint o' lager

by guiltyascharged October 25, 2007

Happy Trail Lake

Appears after ejaculation when ejaculate fills bellybutton, thus creating happy trail lake.

Clean up is always much harder when I get a happy trail lake.

by Vile creations August 29, 2020