Lovers' Paradox

A situation where two people like each other, but do not act upon their feeling because of their nerves and fear of rejection. As a result, neither show that they like each other. Instead of a prime situation where both participants get what they want, both feel rejected and dejected.

John: I really like Alice, but I don't want to get rejected by her, so I'll just leave the party.
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Alice: I'd like to talk to John, but he seems too cool for me, so I'll let him be.
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A mutual friend: They didn't talk to each other in the end, its a pretty unfortunate example of the lovers' paradox.

by [JD] May 24, 2010

Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.

Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012

invisible chopped liver

The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.

What am I, invisible chopped liver?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

Liver King

A guy who eats liver and nut sacks while taking a bunch of steroids, to influence a generation of young men to eat nut sacks.

Johnny started eating raw nut sacks and liver to look like his cherry red tomato steroid icon, Liver King!

by Pussysniffersupreme August 9, 2022

Beard Lovers

Fans of the popular youtuber, WheezyWaiter.

WheezyWaiter: Hey, beard lovers.

by EagleH8r November 13, 2011

Dream lever

To activate the dream lever: The act of rubbing one out before falling into an amazing dream filled slumber. A commonly used sleeping aid among male populations in the developed world.
The dream lever is activated in the 30 minutes or so preceeding sleep. Activation of the dream lever initiates a chemical process within the male brain which combats stress, insomnia,depression which = better sleeping patterns

'whats your plan for tonight?'
'Dont know man. i'm pretty wrecked. might just activate the dream lever.

'I'm having trouble sleeping.'
'Have you tried the dream lever. Works like a charm

by Wild Bill13 June 3, 2011

nigger lovers pizza

Pizza with the crust made out of cornbread, for sauce they usually use grape jelly, and for cheese they use spoiled milk. Some toppings include fish guts, fried chicken, watermelon, and lubriderm. Usually sold at pizza Hut.

I need some nigger lovers pizza to go with my purple drank.

by Jojwjwjejej December 30, 2013