Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women

Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14

by Oofheadass October 20, 2019

Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy

"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"

by Anchovy November 30, 2022

Combat Log

An action where a player leaves the game while in-combat. In some games, there's penalties for this.

Example 1: I was about to dog this guy but he saw my gang and he logged
Example 2: Was about to kill this guy but he combat logged in the middle of my combo

by portapac September 17, 2023

Your dog like log

Something you say when something you say when Insulting another man’s dog

Your dog like log

by The real 100% legend 27 May 10, 2018

log

A derogatory Used when a person leaves or ragequits when they're being mopped in a baddies roblox game.

P1: is about to catch and mop P2
P2 wards it off by mopping P1 back
P1: logs
P2: HAH SHE LOGGED

by wnixihwdbuwdinwdojwdjo April 15, 2025

tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.

Man look at that tampon log

by kingmanthing November 14, 2016

Ants on a Log

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.

"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."

by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025