Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018

Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 20, 2021

U-Log

Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life

That U-Log is a such an idiot!

by horsecock123 December 1, 2009

rat on a log

when a girl shits on am dick while they are having anal

lilly gave shane a rat on a log

by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017

Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.

I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging

by Professerdump March 22, 2025

lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws

Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

Logged

Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.

Girl to boy: so I told my boss that he was a clown
Boy: wow nice. Logged (with hand gesture)

by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021