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Keyboard Smash

A random configuration of letters and or numbers that are composed due to a spazzfit.

With fangirls this is generally caused by seeing something so sexy they have no way to process a proper thought and instead seizure on top of their keyboards. Seeing something that reminds them (or proves the existence) of their OTP is will also induce a keyboard smash.

Alternatively the keyboard smash can be induced if something is funny, cracktastic or all of the above all at once.
Moderate fan: Hey, check out this picture of Tom Hiddleston on set! Lol, what a goofball.
Fangirl: ALJFSUGKU:AGSFULUASFGHLUIAAHFDUHIUSHF
Moderate fan: ...Are you okay?
Fangirl: ASDFGHJKL NOOOOOOOOOOOO ASHLUASFUIAFAOFHOUEGUAIEBIBIFHOWAH!!!
Moderate fan: What does that even mean?
Fangirl: It's a keyboard smash, it means my feels were overloaded.
by RudeAndNotGinger November 21, 2014
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Spicy Keychain

A prank in which somebody heats up another person's keys in an oven, then gives their unsuspecting victim the hot keys, causing surprise and a temporary painful sensation.
My keys! My keys are red-hot! Sammy, you rat! You weren't using the oven to bake salads! You were heating up my keys to give me the ol' Spicy Keychain!
by attractivecryingman December 18, 2011
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Keylogger

A keylogger is a spy tool used to capture your keystrokes. The most common keyloggers are software based. There's also hardware keyloggers. A keylogger is a double-edged sword, meaning it can be used for good and bad. It might be used by parents or guardians to monitor their children's internet activity or be used by criminals to steal your passwords, social security numbers, and credit card numbers. Keyloggers might be attached to trojan/viruses. Keyloggers hide and are very hard to detect by a novice. They don't show up in processes. Keyloggers might hook to your keyboard which is the most common way or inject its self deep into the kernel of your operating system which makes it very difficult to detect and remove.
I had all of these charges on my credit card I didn't make. Later I found out that some one installed a keylogger in my computer without me knowing and captured my keystrokes and stole my credit card number.
by Twisted Dreams December 10, 2008
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keytar

The absolute coolest way to play the piano. First comes piano, then electric synth, than keytar. 6-year olds complaining about not liking piano lessons: Don't worry you'll be grateful in the future.
My Korg RK-100 keytar is off the hook and all because of the piano lessons I took from the ages of 5 to 13.
by Ozone August 7, 2004
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Florida Keys

When looking at a map, the chain of islands that are right under Florida. It is composed of many different islands but organized by upper keys and lower keys. Big Pine Key is the only island in this chain that is inhabited by Key Deer.
Let's go visit the Florida Keys!
by Lemonless June 13, 2008
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Keyboard Warrior

A person who acts tough, or puts down others over the internet.
"Dude this guy was being a Keyboard Warrior to me last night."

"What'd he say?"

"He said I was a stupid and an immature little noob."
by AZNSMADERICE! October 17, 2009
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Keyon

The leader of the group. Doesn’t always think before he acts. One of the best friends a nick can have. He is loyal to the bitter end and a life long friend
Keyon
by Nive dylong kegean January 6, 2018
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