me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.
by jim bill September 2, 2005
Get the geraint jones mug.a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."
He is a famous rapper.
He is a famous rapper.
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.
Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.
Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.
Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."
Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.
Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.
Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.
Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.
Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."
Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.
Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.
Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
by C-Block December 15, 2008
Get the Mike Jones mug.Nick Jones is the coolest kid in all of Orange High School. He's a ninja with a jewfro. He plays the saxophone and is king of calculator programming.
by nonninjawithoutajewfro August 22, 2011
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He is the exception of Williams.
He is full of shit and spouts it around himself at any given time.
Do not go near this specimen of a William, they are considered extremely dangerous to your health and can have stupidifying effect on you.
He is the exception of Williams.
He is full of shit and spouts it around himself at any given time.
Do not go near this specimen of a William, they are considered extremely dangerous to your health and can have stupidifying effect on you.
Mitchell: I met a William yesterday
Richard: cool! How’d it go?
Mitchell: it was the pretty rare Jones type though
Richard: oh no! You should see a doctor immediately!
Or
William: hey I’m william. William Jones
Nick: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Richard: cool! How’d it go?
Mitchell: it was the pretty rare Jones type though
Richard: oh no! You should see a doctor immediately!
Or
William: hey I’m william. William Jones
Nick: GET AWAY FROM ME!
by Kai-Uwe April 19, 2018
Get the william jones mug.BIIIIIAAAAAAATCH, i bin jonesing fo yo tite asss all monin, so ya bes' paid dat mudda pukka fo all tree rox dis time
by Mike Schell October 6, 2003
Get the jonesing mug.Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.
Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.
by Mike November 27, 2003
Get the Salty Jones mug.The Single best video game ever created. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is almost completely perfect in every way. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues's only flaw is that it's just too good. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is enjoyable from start to finish in and has no flaws. Released on November 17th, 2009 and made by Traveller's Tales, Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is incredible. May we all praise Jon Burton for designing Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues and sleep with Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues in our arms every night to bring good luck.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever played Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues?
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)
by Stupid_Homo-Sapien June 11, 2019
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