Cock Jocker

The opposite of a Cock Blocker, IE a guy whose sole interest is to bolster another male's reputation/standing with a female.

Damn...I wish my bud would be my cock jocker...I really need to get into Emily's pants!

by Veras January 21, 2009

sloppy jocko

A woman who enjoys the taste of large amounts of man juice in and around her oral region, many times a day!

Last night the sloppy jocko pleased the whole crew!

by bam nutz April 19, 2009

Clipboard jockey

The people at work that are so useless they can only carry a clipboard around to appear that their working. Some companies refer to them as supervisors.

"This guy is so useless, but he's related to the boss, so we'll make him clipboard jockey."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

tap jockey

One who works in a bar or pub serving tasty beverages. In Ireland, a tap jockey is usually considered to hold a position of power and prestige, as it is s/he who regulates the supply of alcohol. Tap jockeys generally have little problem finding a roide.

"Jayz Mary, who's yer man behind the bar?"
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".

by deduck July 20, 2010

underwear jockey

a person who will only dry hump

She's totally hot, but I hear she's an underwear jockey.

by SweetTaterz August 15, 2010

Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'

Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.

by Burger King Mcdonalds November 6, 2010