Jew Blast

A Jewish-themed gathering that is had by Jews.

I heard that there will be strippers at the Bar Mitvzah tonight.
Yeah dude, it's going to be a jew blast.

by ausjam June 28, 2010

Jelly Jew

An ambiguous phrase that can be used to give praise or ruin someone's day.
It has been used by stars such as Jimmy Saville, Bruce Foresythe and Vernon Kay

"well done my little Jelly Jew"

or

"Oi you little shit, piss of home you Jelly Jew"

by hernia ray January 15, 2010

Jew-rettes

someone who overly speaks of money

Allen:God, ever since Dylan got his 100$ he's been rubbing it in my face!
Andrew: I know, total case of Jew-rettes

by Freakingjewsman December 22, 2008

jew game

having NO game

foo, you got some jew game.. and in urban dictionary, thats NO fuckin game

by jewgamedescription March 31, 2009

jew pretzel

bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle

you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget

by Shiblet February 6, 2008

jew picnic

a particularly loud gathering of people, or an unusually loud group.

Man it was so loud in that bAr it sounded like a jew picnic in there...

by deeeeee December 29, 2007

Jew Star

Star of David, often referred to as the Jew Star. If you have a Jew Star on you/near you you are a will be cremated/burned/shot/raped while Germans are laughing their ass off.

Big Bob: How do you fit 100 Jews in car?

Anne Frank: IDK how?

Big Bob: 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 96 in the ash tray.

Anne Frank: ...

Jew Star

by sko7 May 2, 2009