Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020

Jerk-Off Baby

When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.

“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”

by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019

Jerk off January

Each day in January you got to jerk off

Dude: what is JJJ

Dude2: Jerk off January

by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019

jerk off guilt

that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also

after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt

by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017

Just Jerk July

Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!

rules:

-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!

-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!

FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!

by jerkmaster420 November 5, 2019

high five jerk

When she jerks you off and give you a high give

I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.

Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.

by You're a jerk, I know. June 9, 2019

jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.

Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.

by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018