January 8th

National "kiss your best friends day"
Make sure you kiss all your friends, lips if you're brave, and cheek if you're a chicken. Have fun, you might uncover a secret ;)

Girl 1: *kisses Girl 2*

Girl 2: Wtf?!

Girl 1: *shows this page* it's January 8th!

"I'm gonna go kiss Ava, it's January 8th"

by Frostythesnowmansdick December 28, 2019

January 1st

National toe sucking day

People will celebrate the new year by sucking someone's toes.

Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.

by spicy quacamole December 31, 2019

January the Third

Sarges Birthday.

A believer of Yetis

Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.

Pretty awesome soul.

Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂

January the third? Probably the most holy of days in Boston aside from Tom Bradys birthday

by A Minnesotan January 3, 2020

January 7th 2019

Hug and kiss day

Hey baby it’s January 7th 2019 that means we have to hug and kiss

by Megalodon23 January 6, 2020

January

change your diapers
sit up straight
eat your food
don't be late

say something nice
like from the heart
hug your kids
brand new start

love your woman
coz she loves you
she's getting ready
and you can, too

she's getting ready
and you can, too

he's getting ready
and i should, too

January 2020

by Krkič January 8, 2020

january nineth

give a girl ur hoodie today! I DONT MAKE THE RULES!

hey yo it’s january nineth you gotta give that girl ur hoodie

by ****ur****mom**** January 8, 2020

january 15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA REILLY!!!!!! you are so amazing smart and pretty don't let no guy hurt you. boys you need to get with this girl she goes to sturgeon and is super amazing and i wish she loved me but she prolly don't. plz don't let her slip from your grasp. she wants to be a photographer, and she likes makeup every now and then,and her favorite color is green. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIANNA I LOVE YOU~collin ingrassia

guy 1: damn bro shes fire in bed have you had her?
me: dont talk about her like that.
bro 1: she was born on January 15

by collin_ingrassia January 9, 2020