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Jacob

Jacob, jacob, jacob. Where do I even begin. So kind, compassionate, funny, thoughtful, and has the most beautiful bluish greenish eyes you are guaranteed to melt when you look at him. Really has a way of making you feel super loved and important. Always there when you need him, knows exactly what to say, and when he holds you, you feel like the rest of the world disappears. You want to spend as much time with him as you possibly can. Aside from being the best friend you will ever have in your life, he's also the best boyfriend in the world. It is very hard not to fall in love with him. Gives the best kisses and really knows how to rev an engine if ya know what I mean. In short, I simply cannot imagine a world without him in it. Consider yourself blessed if you know a Jacob.
I am so in love with Jacob it hurts.
by Liza Malinowski July 31, 2018
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Jacob Geller

Jacob Geller is a YouTuber who joined the site on Dec 1, 2008 but began uploading his content today a year ago. He makes videos on topics such as philosophy and politics and intertwines the topics with video games in a unique and interesting way that feels organic and personal.
Quotes from Jacob Geller's videos:

"They say graphics aren't important, but every game I've ever played had them"
"Now in 2019, you wouldn't design one (a school) without a way for a kid to get away from an active shooter."
"You'd rather have it to be safe, right?"
"Big beefy bro's."
"We see games as utility first."
"Oddly those weird corners, the ones least useful to gameplay, felt the most legitimate."
by creeperarmy100 April 16, 2020
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jacob cain

a blonde stupid fuck that likes men in his room at night. Usually have either very little to no penis. Most of the time is gay.when they act gay they are gay. Usually their sisters are milfs and good fuckers. They take milk and cookies everyday.
Jacob pelky and jacob cain sleep together at night wile they give each other milk and cookies. Never use condoms.
by caleeeeeb frwaps March 11, 2010
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jacob

a gay faggot who loves gay porn, small dick, gets triggered
by Kuya Steve June 9, 2017
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Jacob

Jacob is a great guy he is funny, sweet, smart, attractive, and also very easy to love. I have only had him in my life for a couple of months so far but I can tell he is going to be a very important person in my life. If any chance the Jacob that I'm talking about is reading this just know that I love you and I mean I love everything about you. If you have a person in your life that is like my Jacob don't ever let him go, let him know how much you love him and care for him because he won't be around forever, so make sure he know's that he's yours.
Friend: what do you even love about Jacob, like I don't get it.
Me: I love that he is, simply him.
by life is fun October 27, 2018
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jacob

“wow that penis is really nice”-jacob
by king69420 May 20, 2020
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Jacob deGrom

Pitcher for the New York Mets. Arguably the best in the game right now, with a 2018 Cy Young, led the MLB with a 1.7 ERA had 269 Strikeouts, meanwhile the team was garbage around him, he had a 10-9 record .
In 2019 he had a 2.43 ERA, led the NL with 255 strikeouts and quite possibly be a back to back Cy Young winner. He had an 11-8 record

He also was the 2014 NL Rookie Of the Year. He’s on his way to Cooperstown
Guy 1: Who do you think is the best Pitcher in the League right now

Guy 2: Man, no one over the past 2 years has been more Dominant then Jacob deGrom. He’s the best right now
by C-McMoney October 25, 2019
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