Jacob May

Hot and gets all the hoes and plays sports and he is a good kid

Jacob may is high

by Me boy November 25, 2019

Jacob Barnet

Cutie

Jacob Barnet is such a cutie

by JacobLover___ May 21, 2022

jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself

Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual

by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018

jacob sartorius

an extremely talented 18 year old and he his so sexy and i love him to bits

hey look it’s sexy jacob sartorius

by jacobsartoriuslover12 November 19, 2020

Jacob Quba

Jacob Quba has the smallest dick to ever exist, he is dumber then people with brown curly hair. And he just mad gay.

you are a Jacob Quba!

by Godhimselfofficial September 9, 2021

the Jacob routine

When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.

Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.

by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013

jacob v

the most L rizz ive ever seen in my life. too scared to approach females tbh *facepalm*

jacob v has L rizz

by Fross11 July 10, 2022