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jacob sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is one of the most talented kids in his age. He gets hate just because he is pretty, talented and adorable plus he become famous really quicily and every guy is just jealous. If you are a hater then tell me how many fans do you have ? Oh lemme guess... 100 ? Oh sad :) He is the most amazing kid and deserve the world because many people used to bully and hate him out of jealously.
Jacob Sartorius 's Hater: Ew what a rat !
Sartorian: Im sorry are you talking about you ? Because yeah you are a rat :)
by Sartoriann June 16, 2018
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Jacob May

Hot and gets all the hoes and plays sports and he is a good kid
by Me boy November 25, 2019
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jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself
Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual
by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018
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jacob foxworthy

he's cool he juul hop in the pool lookin like a fool

he thicc a peice of sh!t but they know he lit
he stand up they sit he can be a real b!tch
yo digidy dog you got jacob foxworthy over there?
by diggidy/on/your/dog April 23, 2019
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jacob sartorius

an extremely talented 18 year old and he his so sexy and i love him to bits
hey look it’s sexy jacob sartorius
by jacobsartoriuslover12 November 19, 2020
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Jacob Quba

Jacob Quba has the smallest dick to ever exist, he is dumber then people with brown curly hair. And he just mad gay.
by Godhimselfofficial September 9, 2021
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the Jacob routine

When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.
Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013
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