Boris Johnson

If I could suck your dick for a penny, you'd have a pound.

Boris Johnson, solid bloke, noticed that bulge too

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

alan edward johnson

THE GREATEST GUY ON THE PLANET...and is mine! = aka Maples <3 He's funny, smart, sexy, thoughtful, he cares, he's sweet, he's the world to me and i love him! =

Alan Edward Johnson is the best =

by Diana Marie DiNicola August 8, 2008

Boris Johnson

An icon. (Way better then the orange who lives in America)

Boris Johnson is way better then Donald Trump periodt.

by Mills.b May 23, 2021

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock
2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!

by Dankglas Quaid November 5, 2015

Bo Johnson Stiff-arm

This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.

"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."

by Gilbert A February 15, 2006

Kwame Travon Johnson

17 year old shot in Robinwood. He went to Annapolis high school.

Did you here about Kwame Travon Johnson?!

by Bill Billy Bill Bilson March 17, 2008

Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.

Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015