by Gubby Hernandez December 6, 2007
Get the Monkey Fun Stuffmug. by ilikebigboys February 15, 2010
Get the Dish o' Funmug. The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.
Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous
Me: Oh you... wanna play??
Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?
Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*
Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!
Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*
Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous
Me: Oh you... wanna play??
Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?
Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*
Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!
Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*
Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022
Get the fun-sized mommymug. Doh much fun is egging that craps on people's faces and when you say hello they will attack you like a beast if you come across one in the woods you will have to go to the hospital straight away or you'll be paralysed
You: hey is that a doh much fun
Doh much fun: no , what do you think idiot
You: sorry you don't have to be so rude
You: hey is that a doh much fun
Doh much fun: no , what do you think idiot
You: sorry you don't have to be so rude
by poocrapbangbangbang June 26, 2017
Get the doh much funmug. Aligator fun house is where you stick anal beads in your lovers ass until the have a tail. You then bound your lovers mouth open. You then shoot you load in your lovers eye and rip the beads out of your lovers ass. Your lover when then thrash like a aligator.
by Legionair765 March 23, 2016
Get the aligator fun housemug. When multiple koreans shoot pellet guns into ones vagina. Then they must ejaculate inside her and make all the pellets come out.
by KimJongFunUn February 11, 2020
Get the Kim Jong Funmug. 