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Toasted

Robert tried to roast Jerry, but since Jerry didn't care, he was toasted
by metalblooper October 14, 2016
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Eggs and Toast

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night
by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019
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Toasted Head

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”
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Pot Toast

A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.

Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave

Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter

Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product

Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?
by KeepOnTruckinMaryJane March 22, 2011
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toast

1.) Uncommen Noun. Eating toast int he act of anal sex on the womens back

2.) Slang for anal sex
Yo i fucking was toast all over her booty!
by Triple Dots February 10, 2008
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toast

mike: whats toast
jeremy: yum bred
mike: *tries it* omg yea yum
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Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.
You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021
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