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ass-hearted

I really didn't care enough to properly not care about fixing the door, so I did an ass-hearted job.
by Organic Robot June 18, 2009
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hacker's ass

A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.
I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.

"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"

"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."
by Deep Pancake February 11, 2014
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Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
by Silty Loam June 14, 2016
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glacier ass

Extra-large but soft and massively overflowing ass.
Check out the lady on the scooter! Her glacier ass is spilling over into aisle 4!
by Lothario the Scandalous November 2, 2014
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Captain Ass

Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..
Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!
by CYN1CAL MIKE July 28, 2009
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Ass Purge

To Involitarily empty your gastro-intestinal system through your ass. Causes extreme pain. After effects may include bleeding after wiping.
I just ass purged and now I can't sit down.
by axean September 26, 2010
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Ass worship

Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.

There are a few types of ass worship.

1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.

2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.

3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.

4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.

Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.

It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!

2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.

3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.

4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
by Facechair April 23, 2009
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