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Ass merging

When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho
Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“

Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...
by ElPapo131 March 13, 2020
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Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.
I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion
by Subtle777 October 23, 2012
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crev ass

xQc’s Pepega way of saying the wordcrevasse
“CHAT I THINK I SEE A CREV ASS, THIS IS THE RUN
by geechgottem February 4, 2021
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diddle-ass

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.
"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"
by big chopper July 31, 2003
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Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.
Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.
by StrongB December 1, 2021
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Hayden's Ass

A giant ass like so big. He himself describes it as squishy.
Guy 1 : wow look at Hayden's Ass.
Guy 2 : wow thats so big.
by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021
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Ass worship

Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.

There are a few types of ass worship.

1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.

2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.

3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.

4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.

Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.

It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!

2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.

3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.

4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
by Facechair April 23, 2009
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