Birth of a Hero

The act of being an enormously obese woman and taking what you believe to be a shit on the toilet, only to be surprised when a baby comes out.

Hey you know that fat bitch Kathryn in our home econ class? The one with acne and a lisp? Her walrus of a mom thought she was taking a dump when a baby came out... fuckin classic case of birth of a hero.

by NGRconCARNE June 18, 2009

playing dj hero with herself

when a girl masturbates and uses the motion of a dj as a way to masturbate,THUS playing dj hero with herself.

Guy 1: dude,she won't answer the phone!
Guy 2:maybe she's playing dj hero with herself. heheheh.

by thatmetalhead January 25, 2011

Super Hero

a fat joint using 2 papers going long ways and a strip of a zig zag sticky part to hold the middle together

That SUPER HERO saved my life last night...mannn

(STONER)

by south,o 402 April 28, 2011

Hero

A man or woman that is good in bed and is their partners best thing in the world because they are so good!

Like ME!

by Sabian June 2, 2004

For Our Hero

The most Gay band ever. (and I mean EVER.)

ME: hey sonja, what is the most gay band ever?
SONJA: For Our Hero of course
ME: Yeah, totally!!!!

by Gizmooch December 1, 2009

hero

A know-it-all pseudointellectual
who will yell out the answers to rhetorical questions during college lectures.

Professor: Can anyone give me an example of something that makes you stressed?
Hero: Stress is caused by an increase in dopa-mine in the cerebral cortex of the brain etc.
Professor: Erm... No

by Pedders September 5, 2005

hero

A name for a very tasty sandwich. Also called italian hoagie sub grinder etc. Usually contains many meats and vegetables within a long, crusty loaf cut in half. Yummy.

I ate that hero in under 5 seconds.
I brought heroes for everybody.
If you don't shut up, I'll shove this hero down your throat and the delicious turkey and veggies will kill you.

by Mike from maine June 5, 2005