Fast hands

Someone who can jerk his dick off at extreme speeds

Emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty
George: yeah, because I got those fast hands buddy

by George_Savage November 22, 2015

hand full

36 B cup... perfect hand full

yo her titties is aaight, more then a hand full is a waste!

by MiSs B Cup October 22, 2010

hand fart

A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.

Whoa! That guy just played the Star Wars imperial march with hand farts!

by I'm *so* not admitting that. December 24, 2008

Hand job

to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!

josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.

by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

Power Hand

v. An act of defiance and/or rudeness in which one farts into one's hand and then moves the hand into another person's face, so as to make the smell more potent by directing the fart into their face.

Alternate spelling: Power-hand

I was eating lunch when Dean power handed me from behind.

by Cleveland Free Clinic Worker April 30, 2009

Hand Tennis

A variation of tennis played using a handball, two science lab tables, and hands as racquets.

I can't believe wikipedia doesn't think the sport of hand tennis exists!

by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009

Knife hands

Hands that are knives

My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands

by MustardMeeee October 6, 2019