Male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction
by InterestedGeek March 10, 2010
Get the Dead Handmug. A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.
by I'm *so* not admitting that. December 24, 2008
Get the hand fartmug. by George_Savage November 22, 2015
Get the Fast handsmug. to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!
josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.
by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003
Get the Hand jobmug. My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands
by MustardMeeee October 6, 2019
Get the Knife handsmug. by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009
Get the Hand Tennismug. by Josh556 July 28, 2007
Get the bachelor handmug.