Hair God

Plural: hair gods

(n) 1. used to describe a Supreme Being responsible for impeccable hair transformation(s) who many praise for approval

(n) 2. an extremely skilled stylist who has mastered the art of hair manipulation

Her hair was so flawless as if it was laid to the hair god

by The Bundle Boutique LLC May 9, 2014

Hairarchy

Organized chaos in ones hair. Hair outside the normal everyday standards. Hair which is also an art form. Hair with a creative edge.

Look at her hair, it's pure hairarchy!

by Sallythecamel76 January 21, 2015

Hair tie

Usually used with long hair to keep it from getting everywhere, but now used to shoot and get stuck on the ceiling of your humanities classroom.

"Whats that on the celing?"
"Must be a Hair tie"

by 21nolanitis March 28, 2019

Hair

The thing on your head, and above your private parts. Sometimes in your butt

I have hair

by TalkingMoose April 19, 2019

stuffing hair pie

The act of having sex, typically with the girl on her back, legs behind her ears, taking cock hard and fast

I was stuffing hair pie all last night and now Hayley is sore and cranky.

by Dcarrie February 5, 2008

Easter Haircut

Getting a haircut the Friday before Easter

His parents made him get an Easter Haircut.

by the boss37375755 April 10, 2009

Carpet Hair

Hair that is so matted down with hair products and teasing that it now resembles a carpet.

Ex. Scene kids, porn stars.

1: Ew do you see that girls hair?
2: Yeah, she totally had carpet hair, she should wash that shit.

by Hurry Durry May 31, 2010