Holy Testicle Tuesday

An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.
me: John I just finished the rest of the beer.
John: Holy testicle tuesday.
me: No it's Saturday.
by Nitsuj0207 June 19, 2010
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Holy Hip Hop

Holy Hip Hop, or HHH for short, is the general name fore the Christian movement into the rap industry. There are hundreds of emcees with mad skillz out there, but they don't get noticed cause they do it for Christ.
Some of the best out there are Japhia Life, Cross Movement, Redeemed Thought, and R-Swift
Just look them up on google to hear learn more
"Yea, you know whose beat this is/ The kid the same color Jesus is."-Japhia Life
by rap fiend October 14, 2004
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holy cheese and crackers

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something
Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!
by Ket July 29, 2005
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holy demented shit

-a state of being amazed
-state of being frustrated
-when something is so retardedly hilarious
-I want you to write 5 pages about giraffes.
-HOLY DEMENTED SHIT!

-I don't get it...
-Holy demented shit

-I pissed myself in school...
-LMAO! HOLY DEMENTED SHIT, THATS HILARIOUS!
by Nicole February 19, 2004
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Holy cow balls

when something is over 100 on the suprise scale
MIKE : guess what Mat...
MAT: what.
MIKE : i got layed
MAT: Holy cow balls.
by SoDope2011 March 30, 2011
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Holy Duck Fuck

1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.

2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?
You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.

You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"
by thatawesomeguywithweirdmum September 09, 2010
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