Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!
Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
by CrashoutMaster3000 October 22, 2024
When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.
by Hog in the Machine July 18, 2023
The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'
Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man
Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog
Sagitta- nah man
Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog
by 🌏💖 December 19, 2016
Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.
A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.
he: At least I don't speak gibberish.
she: Don't get the last word on me.
he: Last word hog!
she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.
he: At least I don't speak gibberish.
she: Don't get the last word on me.
he: Last word hog!
she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.
A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.
he: At least I don't speak gibberish.
she: Don't get the last word on me.
he: Last word hog!
she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.
he: At least I don't speak gibberish.
she: Don't get the last word on me.
he: Last word hog!
she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.
A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.
he: At least I don't speak gibberish.
she: Don't get the last word on me.
he: Last word hog!
she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.
he: At least I don't speak gibberish.
she: Don't get the last word on me.
he: Last word hog!
she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.
I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.
by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022