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My great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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My great-great-grandfather-in-law is a good person.
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Greeting Card

Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.

Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.

Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting

"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020
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Great british bake off

AKA: The GBBO, The Bake-Off

A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.

WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names
Person 1: "have you seen the Bake-Off (Great British Bake Off) yet?"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"
by LookinForPizza November 25, 2020
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great finesse

The only acceptable way to describe Mamamoo's singing.
Mamamoo performed on the stage with great finesse, snatching not only my heart but also my wig.
by blamm November 30, 2020
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Greatbut

Segway in conversation for shit talkers to slip in a remark behind the back of another person, typically a "friend."
Amy is greatbut she smells like a gerbil cage and she is always picking her nose. Disgusting!
by Kitikozmos27 January 31, 2021
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great unfinished symphony

L’manburg, a country in the dreamsmp was often called a great unfinished symphony, it was blown up on November 16th.
by Shrek Lover 66 March 4, 2021
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