Gorillaz

With lead singer Damon Albarn, this badass band is the best. Their songs are absolutely amazing. Damon Albarn was also the singer for Blur, so you know they're good. Kids nowadays are too busy listening to the new garbage to even think about them.

Person: Dude, what the hell are you listening to?
You: It's called "Superfast Jellyfish", by Gorillaz, jackass.

by pokemon218 June 5, 2014

mocos de gorila

Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers

Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.

*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain

by alacran2121 November 24, 2009

Gorillabear

Possibly the greatest threat ever to be discovered. These huge beasts can grow to over 15 feet tall are extremely smart and deadly strong. They are known to attack without warning charging straight at their opponent at blazing speed. Despite the massive body of the Gorrilabear is quite nimble and can jump great distances. This beasts habits and culture remain a mystery mostly due to all encounters with them ending quickly with death or horrendous injury and insanity.

As Kyle was walking through the jungle he turned a corner and knew he was doomed. Standing right in front of him was a Gorillabear standing at 4 times Kyle's height. In one swift motion the Gorillabear leaped onto a branch above Kyle and came down right on top of him claws extended. Kyle managed to poop himself right before the massive Gorillabear claws penetrated his skull causing instant death.

by OBCD June 14, 2009

Gorillaz Raritiez

Gorillaz Raritiez is an online community focused on restoring and preserving the web-based elements of Gorillaz history, such as the flash/shockwave games
They have a Discord server and an instagram
In total Gorillaz Raritiez has 40+ members working behind the scenes on various different projects

Person 1: What is Gorillaz Raritiez?
Person 2: You haven't heard of them? You should definitely check them out, they make great things

by turtles.com November 5, 2020

Gorillaz Almanac

A book by virtual band gorillaz, celebrating 20 years since their first album. It features dozens of official art, facts, lore and comics

Me: ah shit bro u wanna read gorillaz almanac
Friend: fuck yeah bro

Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*

by Kaidice December 17, 2020

grilla punch

The act of punching someone in the mouth, knocking out their teeth and then face fucking them.

Damn woman, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna grilla punch you!!!

by joeydetuned January 13, 2009

Stuart Pot (2D from Gorillaz)

Blue haired stick boi. No eyeballs because of Pickle man (Murdoc Niccals), and jesus christ does this man have brain damage. For example, when he was like 10, he fell out of a tree and all of his hair fell out, and when it grew back, it was blue. Bam double whammy blue hair and brain damage. Then, he got hit in his left eye with a car because of Murdoc, therefor giving him one eightball fracture and putting him into a coma sort of state. Bam double whammy x2, one demon eye and more brain damage. After that Murdoc was sentenced to like 30,000 hours of community service (like almost 3 years), and caring for the poor blue haired stick boi for 10 hours a week. As you can probably tell that ended him up doing donuts in a parking lot and ultimately crashing into something and Stu literally flew out the front window and lost his other eye. Ow. Bam double whammy x3 combo, more brain damage and a new set of demon eyes.
ALSO 2D'S VOICE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER CHANGE MY MIND

"Stuart Pot (2D from Gorillaz) is my favorite band member!"

by plum.flavored.milk January 19, 2020