The Silly Goose

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.

"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"

by ninerrr September 25, 2022

Silly goose with a mallards head

A funny lookin goober

Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head

by Oohh darling January 7, 2021

Blue goose

A stupid fucking short person. Just a person that is short and is fucking stupid. Literally all it means.

Have you seen Daniel? He's acting like a blue goose.

by The Unknown Thinker March 11, 2022

Silly goose

Can also be used as slang for calling someone a c#nt.

Boris Johnson was being his usual self , while everyone looked at him and thought 'Silly goose'.

by Pillgwenlly December 2, 2021

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

silly goose

when someone is being silly

Astrid, you silly goose - random teacher I overheard in the hallway once

by wee.wee.man July 28, 2020

Goose

Code name for an attractive female often viewed in close proximity to the observer. Origin for the use of this adjective originates in Lincolnshire.

Look at that goose!

by Striped Banana October 6, 2017