Goon Rage

When your mad but also gooning

I’m gonna goon rage on this guy if he says another word.

by Gooningmonkeynegro February 7, 2025

Goons

Group of people that will do whatever they can to keep people up at night.

Last night at the sleepover I got woken up by the blue pants and the goons

by Fat Perez January 14, 2025

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning

A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.

Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.

by NeuralOwl12345 December 4, 2024

Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk

- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu

by Hellsercon March 29, 2025

Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.

We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.

by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025

moon gooning

gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine

person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!

by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023