Goof

To have fucked up so badly, the mistake remains for the rest of your or someone's life.

I goofed inside my girl, now I'm a father.

by Smagme May 20, 2019

Goof on the roof

weirdo, silly person, a clown

that guys a goof on the roof

by Burgertime April 21, 2003

gloofy

A synonym to glad.

I am very gloofy.

by Afro May 28, 2004

Goody goody two shoes

A person who never breaks rules, always does extra and is generally unpopular and quiet. They snitch on people and get joy from telling people off.

Note: Clever people may not be goody goody two shoes.

Oh, that new kid is such a goody goody two shoes. He got rewarded for a good attitude every day and since he started coming to our school we've all been getting told off because he snitched on us!

by T0m_x69x_5h4h May 1, 2016

goffy

the cringy version of goofy.

tldr: not funny

caleb: *tells a stupid joke*
me: how goffy of you

by goffycoffee123 May 27, 2020

Double Gooey

Double Gooey is the result of a Double Penetration where both guys have deposited cum into the woman. She subsequently has cum oozing out of both holes.

Mary got fucked by Tom and Jerry, now she has a Double Gooey situation!

by UnrulyBastard March 8, 2010

hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.

Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.

by sjaxso July 20, 2008