Goofy Goober

Someone who is squishy, yellow, short, a moron, and has holes more than 2, take a chance ;)

Buford: Now that is a real Goofy Goober.
Guy: Look at how many holes..

by passionate arson September 25, 2021

goofy goober

To be really silly and stupid yet fun sponge bob was one.

I’m a goofy goober

by Safdr February 11, 2022

rub goob

Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.

Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.

by sluckygush April 11, 2022

Goofy Goober

A goofy goober is a super goofy kinda guy, that also is an idiot and can be used as an insult.

Person A - "this dude just spilt some lemonade all over his trousers and it looks like he peed himself and he hasn't even realised"
Person B - "What a goofy goober"

by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022

Goofy Goober

Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)

You are such a goofy goober!

by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022

Uncle goober

When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy

Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober

by uncleegooberrrr September 4, 2022

goofy goober

1. A particularly nutty person that does not know what they are talking about.
2. A person that eats goofy goober ice cream™.

1. "you actual goofy goober"
2. "The lad was a goofy goober"

by anonymous October 7, 2022