German Butt Handkerchief

A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.

Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?

by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010

german

Nazis who wish they were as good as the polish

man to bad im german, i wish i was polish

by Von nazi swhagneribanlist October 10, 2005

German

When someone hits you on the top of your head with their fist for saying something stupid.

John: Can we eat chicken?

Jasin: no shit. Dude! That's a German (hits John on his head)

John ouch!!:

by Nikki aka thug Barbie June 17, 2008

germany

A country once run by the dictator, Karl Schiffer, during world war II.

Karl killed the jews. He's hitler. And he ran Germany.

by nick223 September 6, 2008

german skateboard

also known as the fingerboard, like a tech deck, but greater quality and amazing craftmans ship

do you like my new german skateboard? its the latest fingerboard technology.

by silly goose1262 March 9, 2010

German Banjoed

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.

Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!

by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011

German Oven

A large oven of the walk in variety, unlike a standard wall oven a german oven has standing room for many Slavs, Jews, gypsies and homosexuals

There was room for many Mondays in the german oven

The german oven had lots of room to clear out the ghetto

by Comradechairperson May 10, 2015