Fruit and Grain Bar

While your sex partner is getting undressed quickly rip off a section of the wall and quietly beat them with it
while shoveling several fruit AND grain bars up there anus after they start to bleed through the month incessantly shit on their bodies at exactly every 34 seconds, once this is finished hide the body and gloat to all your friends

Gay lad 1- so hows Tiny estavan
Gay lad 23- It sucks shes a bitch i think shes gonna marry me
Gay lad 1- thats not of the riz, totally fruit and grain bar that bitch

by SCULLET February 5, 2005

forbidden fruit syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs when you only get hit on while in a committed relationship some people will unknowingly be attracted to you only when you are unavailable almost like a 6th sense, hence you being a forbidden fruit

Person 1: “Dude why couldn’t I get hit on like this when I was single?”

Person 2: “forbidden fruit syndrome dude some girls have a 6th sense for it.”

by TSH01 July 28, 2023

dry fruit loop

A fruity person that can't be a hoe/ gets no bitches

Your just mad that I get bitches and you're a dry fruit loop

by 8footbunch May 21, 2022

Mixed Fruit Bowl

More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.

Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.

by Purple Jon December 20, 2010

Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.

Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.

by Hero_ofthenight May 9, 2018

Japanese fruit pie

A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.

by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017