Close but no ducks foot

When you are close to getting something but don't get it.

Close but no ducks foot to getting a Bullseye

by Quack-attack April 26, 2021

Nine foot nick

Nine foot nick feet is a stupid person that has little pp

Hey nine foot nick how are you

by Little foot rick February 1, 2022

Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021

tiny foot licker

when someones foot is smaller then the other one and someone licks it

Johnathan did you hear that brad is a tiny foot licker

by tinyfootlicker February 15, 2022

foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching my cats toes you thotty foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching me cats toes you thotty foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.

Don Bysouth: two foot head

by Suzettah February 20, 2009