Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.

“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.

by vngel1a March 1, 2021

Close but no ducks foot

When you are close to getting something but don't get it.

Close but no ducks foot to getting a Bullseye

by Quack-attack April 26, 2021

my foot and a half

Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".

We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!

by French egg head August 25, 2023

tiny foot licker

when someones foot is smaller then the other one and someone licks it

Johnathan did you hear that brad is a tiny foot licker

by tinyfootlicker February 15, 2022

foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching my cats toes you thotty foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching me cats toes you thotty foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.

Don Bysouth: two foot head

by Suzettah February 20, 2009