February 31

Literally just the 31st day of Fe...wait whaaa????

Crush:Wanna go out?
Random:YESS!!! When?
Crush:Maybe in February 31?
Random:oMg can't wai-HOLD UP

by cheya69420 November 12, 2022

February 26th

Kay's bday!! Everyone should celebrate because kay is the cutest thing in the world

Did you know that today is Kay's birthday?

Really?
Yes! It's February 26th.

by millkyyadway January 8, 2023

February 7

Kiss your gf day! Kiss your gf on the lips on this very special day so don’t miss out and be a pussy.

Gf 1: kiss me cus it’s February 7
Gf 2: alr

by K3lsey_ February 3, 2023

February 4th

NATIONAL HAILEE DAY

-Guess what day it is?
-February 4th?
-NO ITS HAILEE DAY!!

by PEEPOCLAP34819y792 February 3, 2023

February 8th

Throw your short friend out of the window day! Especially if their name begins with a S!

Lob that short ass out of the window it’s February 8th!

by Vikstar456 February 8, 2023

february 14th

National JIGSAW day. The day where you stream JIGSAW by Dojo Dog and get slutty as if your life depends on it.

Friend 1: "Hey, What day is it"
Friend 2: "February 14th"
Friend 1: " Guess I got to shake some ass in the strip club to JIGSAW then!"

by WET4AUDIO February 13, 2023

February 15th

International Gobesties day.
The day to celebrate your loved ones aka your gobesties 🥹

not to be confused with valentine’s day, national gobestie day is a lot better.
live laugh gobestie

In honour of the man, Gobika2098.

It’s February 15th!

Happy International Gobesties day!

Im so happy to spend this International Gobesties day with you.

by 🐋🐋 February 13, 2023