Swiss army foot

Reason for name given to Swiss feets. To have tools for toe nails, and sand paper heels.

Swiss feets has that Swiss army foot

by One Mean Man December 28, 2019

Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.

“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.

by vngel1a March 1, 2021

61st Regiment of Foot

A group of absolute retards, sometimes confused as alt right. These dumbasses constantly get into fucked up situations and must scooby doo that shit out.

Join the 61st Regiment of Foot, the finest, most retarded Holdfast regiment out there.

by TheMemeingFur February 13, 2021

Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023

foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching me cats toes you thotty foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching my cats toes you thotty foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.

Don Bysouth: two foot head

by Suzettah February 20, 2009