Florido

That Brian that is such a jerk that you can’t even use the word jerk cause it’s not strong enough. They are a Florido

Oh what a FLORIDO

by Ewbrian March 10, 2022

Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.

Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse

by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022

Flo Rida

Some crappy pop rapper who only talks about getting drunk and going on the pole, although he's better than Pitbull and has some good songs.

Min: Flo Rida is weak.

Joseph: I agree, but at least he's better than Pitbull.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 21, 2022

Floridian Baptism

The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!

Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!

by Gnane September 30, 2022

Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather

Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands

by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022

Florian pettla

Flo is a very dumb and ugly person he only cares about one thing hes disgusting ans very small his girlfirend is very ugly and gives evryone hole

Omg look at him

Jes i know hes ugly its florian pettla
Omg look at that couple

Jes they are both ugly and hoes

by Spreadlove110 December 2, 2022

Florian

He is the man of everyones dreams

Person 1: I cant believe i met a Florian today!
Person 2: You met one? You’re so lucky

by Bootyjiggler5 June 13, 2023