England

Best place in the world.

That says a hell of a lot coming from a Canadian.

What more can be said?

it says i have to say England.

by ThatStarGirl June 18, 2009

English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.

"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."

by Wynne Sermons August 27, 2007

english muffin

A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.

grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma

british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?

grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!

by PANduhPAANTS January 24, 2009

New England

Well if u think about its the most preppiest area of the united states, with states such as connecticut, maine, new hampshire, mass., rhode island, and vermont whats not to like? yes most of these states are where money lives, and yes they are filled with preppy people, but they have some of the best food, shopping, vaction and etc. now i think this because im a preppy so yea... anyway not to mention they were some of the most early settlements.

guy- hey i have to go to new england know anything about it?
guy2- how did u survive school?

by JonnyWA December 15, 2008

New England Clam Chowder

When a guy is eating a girl out and she cums

"Yo man i was eating my bitch out but then she gave me some New England Clam Chowder!"

by n-dog April 28, 2008

New England Clam Bake

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.

"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"

by Giddy55 February 7, 2007

English Shotgun

As in smoking herbal substance; to inhale from a pipe or rolled cigarette followed shortly by an exhalation into someone else's anus.

"Did you hear what they did at the cabin? After everyone went to bed they got in the tent and did english shotguns."

by Rhinoterch September 16, 2011