Ed Sheeran

the hottest person on planet earth and the only acceptable ginger.
You dont like ed sheeran?
"i will come murder your entire family you little shit."
by blablashart May 18, 2022
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whack-ed

combination of 'whack' as if to inflict pain on a fellow being, and wicked. so in deffanition its whackety wicked boshank me whack, what?
that damn ride dats whacked man!

'oohhhh whaccccckkkkkkeeeed!'
by michael clarke May 04, 2004
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ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.
Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.
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Ed Platinums

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.
by 95tzy July 28, 2009
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Fat Ed

Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and don’t forget, he’s dangerous and very, very fat.
LOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!
by g59PLÄGUEg59 December 27, 2020
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Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.
"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"
by Kean Bean February 23, 2010
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Corona Ed

Corona Ed is a guy who's got a heart of gold but gets treated like shit by females , he's always told it's not his fault. He gets the"it's not you, it's me" Everytime a girl cheats and leaves him. he's the life of the party, his signature move is sliding down stairs with a frozen burrito in his mouth while intoxicated. He a best friend every guy wants to have. Awesome Wingman. Always takes one for the team.
That Travis is a Real Corona Ed, did you see him slide down the stairs with that burrito in his mouth?
by Corona ed July 07, 2022
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