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how to cure depression

when you drop your pasta on the ground, you have to cure it by grieving about your pasta.
Joel: Yo man check out my pasta
*drops pasta*
Joel: Cries uncontrollably
Joel: I need to learn how to cure depression
*Googles depression*
*Finds best ways to cure depression*
Joel: *continues to cry uncontrollably
by PastaDepression June 5, 2018
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Post Phairith Depression

The saddness that overcomes many people after ones Warrior has been ebayed.
"Man, I miss dat nigga Phairith." "Sounds like you are suffering from Post Phairith Depression main"
by Jimmy Joo May 19, 2007
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Post acceptance depression

The depression high school students experience after being accepted to college. It comes with the realization that they have to wait 8 months or more until they are 'out of this shit town'.
Mom: why are you acting so "emo"
Kid: you're not cool and I'm suffering from post acceptance depression, Just leave me alone to stalk the college facebook group message boards and listen to asher Roth.
by Wirffkes January 15, 2010
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Fake depressed kid

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.
Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"
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beard-polar depression

Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.
Joe was rocking the beard until today. I'm so blue...must be beard-polar depression.
by Ae5Ea8 February 24, 2015
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depressed submarine

a stupid fat ugly person who eats to much and i is a stupid moo cow and eats frosted mini ilogluus and likes to make bean farts as load as a jet engine
the stupid depressed submarine ate so much she exploded with a loud boom.

depressed submarine ate a entire maoneese (fried foot ball.) mao fried footbal cudasy of my friend
by jasonthrowsup December 11, 2003
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PDD, also known as dysthymia, is a prolonged and less intense form of depression that can last for years or even one's entire life.

Unlike MDD, or Major Depressive Disorder, which is characterized by extreme manic depressive episodes that last for short periods of time, Persistent Depressive Disorder is characterized by long-term and generally milder depressive symptoms that persist for at least two years.

People suffering with this form of depression are less likely to seek help, as many believe their symptoms to be an inevitable result of their life experiences and who they are rather than something curable that they could possibly be rid of. For this reason, PDD is largely undiagnosed and many suffering this never receive help or the treatment they need.

A person suffering from Persistent Depressive Disorder will probably agree with the following statements:

"I can't remember the last time I was truly happy."

"I haven't had a 'good day' in a really long time."

"I find it difficult to think about things that make me happy because it just makes me remember that nothing is permanent and everything good in my life will eventually disappear."

It is important that people with Persistent Depressive Disorder receive a diagnosis and the treatment and support that they need because people suffering from this treatable disorder have a high suicide rate and need to know that they are loved and that they don't have to suffer forever.
He seemed distant and avoidant for a while. I wasn't aware he was suffering from Persistent Depressive Disorder.

Antidepressants have been found to be successful in treating patients with Persistent Depressive Disorder.

Persistent Depressive Disorder is a long-term form of depression that is generally milder than other types but can weigh greatly on someone over time.
by demiromantic_asexual_girl_liz January 21, 2023
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