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On Dave

A phrase that beta-male cucks think is a funny way to say "no lie". In reality this is not a funny phrase and is not catching on.

Thought to be based on a show by the name of "Dave", created by rapper Lil' Dicky (a rapper whose name is a play on his... shortcomings), "On Dave" is commonly used by men lacking clout and/or dick game in an attempt to establish social dominance in a roguish and ape-like manner.
"Aw man, for real?"
"On Dave"

"No cap on a stack?"
"On Dave"
by trentonischildish April 3, 2022
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Craig n Dave

The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.
Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch
by Craig n Dave word creator April 27, 2021
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daves van

daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x
let’s go daves van for some proper delicious ciggies x
by davesdaddy March 15, 2022
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Basic White Dave

Don't pretend you don't know what this means. You know EXACTLY who this is.
Dudes, can you BELIEVE how basic, and white, Dave is??? Always drinking his white claws. And always being so incredibly, OVERWHELMINGLY, white.

Basic White Dave
by Jbon520 February 20, 2021
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Big Dave

A big fella who loves a cheeky spliff and wank on a Saturday
“That big dave guy really loves stardawg
by BrownCornCrasher December 3, 2024
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Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.
Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"
by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021
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