DSM

Doesn't Stay Moving aka: Diamond-Star Motors.

Dude: Ya I had an Eclipse but ya the motor blew up.
Girl: So what motor is in it?
Dude: a DSM.
Girl: what does that stand for, Doesn't Stay Moving?

by She Burns June 17, 2007

D S

Abreviation for Dumb shit

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by mell January 17, 2004

C.D.S.

C.D.S. can be defined as having a mouth that looks similiar to a bear trap. The world was created sometime during 2006 in eastern pennsylvania. For a person to be diagnosed with dreaded CDS their mouth must be able to cut through flesh. Other symptons of CDS are a shark-like appearance or dark circles under the eyes. Protruding lips, the look of having not slept in weeks or persistent crack coccain usage can also be attributed to CDS. A person should not be diagnosed with CDS unless they are extremely ugly and you are sure that they have at least 3 std's. If you come in contact with a CDS sufferer you should seek medical help immediatly. If CDS comes in contact with your skin, wash the infected area for 15 minutes while trying not to throw up. Remember, CDS is a very serious problem. Whenever you see a CDS sufferer you should alert the police and keep a 100 foot distance away from the mutaded sharks mouth.

A lion doesn't hunt out the strongest antalope, it goes after the little retarded one with the broken leg.

-A high school student after being asked why he hooked up with a C.D.S. sufferer.

by Grille Lady October 24, 2006

B.A.D.S.

phonetically pronounced ('badz), the acronym stands for Boot And Dump Stain. It is created when one person projectile vomits and defecates upon another person (presumably in retaliation for some offense), creating an unmistakable residue. Often, receiving a B.A.D.S. will induce one to vomit and/or defecate upon oneself. It is the ultimate insult in any situation.

Just once I'd love to give my boss the ol' B.A.D.S., before I quit.

by Phats December 15, 2008

d.s.

d.s. stands for "don't shy". Originated from UConn where the boys needed a slang word to tell their bros to go for the kill.

As a cute girl struts by... You say "D.S.!" to your buddy next to you.

by Sunshine December 6, 2004

DSDWH

shouted at your drunk friend before he drives a hot chick home, or before he drives your car home. Meaning "drive safe, don't wreck her"

your not as think as i drunk you are, drive my gf home in my car. DSDWH!

by h3 wh0 5m0k35 817ch35 July 10, 2007

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014