Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.

There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’

by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021

Shag Daddy

A groovy dude who doesn't need nice clothes or nice things to be attractive. Usually wearing rags and unshaved. Always throwing out positive vibes while giving you the wink.

My buddy John may be dirty and broke but he's still a total shag daddy.

by Ramblin Jack January 6, 2021

Smack Daddied

To have the shit knocked out of you by a massive force.

Emma, you are about to get smack daddied by some storms.

by Mister 101 June 29, 2019

Pirate Daddy

A name given to a boy by a girl, usually because he is the dominating male figure in her life who takes care of her. In contrast to a sugar daddy, he is frugal and often finds "treasures" for a bargain. He is good-looking and a little reckless, but very charming and loads of fun.

Let's play a game pirate daddy.

by piratedaddy January 29, 2022

Hag Daddy

A certain individual prone to shouting inappropriate phrases in public settings, such as "fish jizz videos." When intoxicated, a Hag Daddy becomes obsessed with knowing whether or not people hate her, and has been known to demand others to carry her, to no avail.

Did you hear? Hag Daddy loudly referred to me as "Wet Daddy" at the party the other day. You know, now that I think of it, I don't think there was a single person at that party who didn't hear that.

by WetDaddy March 22, 2017

Desk Daddy

he who makes thoughtful intercourse with his studies, if he studies you (some woman) think of the possibilities...he has, studied it

Old desk daddy serenades the women with knowledge and impeccable smoothness. I know a man who claims he's studying when he's really running game, he is now referred to as the Desk Daddy, intercourse at the desk is his forte.

by Dat Mane Shebes January 9, 2015

Daddy’s Bratwurscht

Euphemism for a man’s (Daddy’s) large penis (Bratwurscht sausage)

Girl: Daddy’s Bratwurscht is so frickin big *moans*

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022