Facebook Fresh-by Date

The length of time any post on Facebook (and by extension, other forms of social media) is likely to receive new likes or comments.

Artie: Dude, that post was a GEM! I can't believe it only got two likes and a comment.

Mac: Well, it probably won't get any more. It's a week past the Facebook Fresh-by Date.

by ADPS III March 12, 2014

Amongus Online Dater

People who think its cute to online date in amongus lobbies even though their just ruining the game for everyone.

“Im a Amongus Online Dater.”
“Your disgusting.”

by nekofeet April 15, 2021

National fake date day

You act as if your a real couple by calling each other cute nicknames, FaceTiming, hugging and maybe even kissing

Did you hear it’s national fake date day?

by Lateran -.- September 26, 2021

Rec Room Dater

Somebody who has a fetish for lego brick pixels and deaf old people. Usually don't speak because they sound like a whale having an orgasm.

Yo look at that Rec Room Dater. I wonder if his mother stopped taking the birth control.

by Cruciferous Monkey August 9, 2022

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

by Death Menace September 7, 2022

daeds

(a)deads is a spastic person that leads a simple life and is unemployed.

phil house

by steve April 17, 2004

date rape face

one who possesses the face of a date rapist.

I can't believe she is marrying him. besides he has date rape face.

by Adrian Hasenfratz September 26, 2008