S.O.L.D.

Acronym: Shit out of luck dude

Me-"Hey Nina, can I have some pizza rolls?"

Nina-"You're S.O.L.D."

by Mujer Perfecta October 15, 2011

S.Q.U.A.D

It means to get cross-faded, get that ass, and just partying all weekend long!

Hey dude did you S.Q.U.A.D it up this weekend...
Yapppp, bro I let it reep!

by Harry Barfinkle March 27, 2009

S.O.M.D.

Short for:

Sit On My Dick

"Yo, you look like a nerd"
"S.O.M.D. you asshole!"

by This Life Style October 26, 2005

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by justshutthefuckupplease January 24, 2019

D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

by worldgoesround June 10, 2010

S.T.T.D.

Sexually Transmitted Technology Disease

A computer virus acquired from watching online porn.

My laptop caught an S.T.T.D.

by 654lkjahsdlkh May 29, 2011

s.p.e.d.

S.P.E.D. is collection of individuals based out of an undisclosed location in the western portion of the Chicagoland area. S.P.E.D. is commonly known for its diversity, and has members of Taiwanese, African American, Indian, and Pakistani descent. It is comprised of many versatile individuals pursuing careers in Law, Medicine, Finance and other fields, as well as degenerate members pursuing nothing in particular. This can often be misleading, although, as any given member is willing to throw down for s.p.e.d. They can typically be found rolling approx 30 deep at any given moment, and frequently enjoy parking lot pimpin'.

damn, s.p.e.d. is the shit.

by S.P.E.D. April 21, 2009