cuntyned

a person from areas which think they are better than everyone else eg liverpool and dublin whereas in fact they are living in the past

look at the scouse cuntyned he still thinks liverpool are a big club

by mxyzptlk088 December 4, 2012

crusty tug

Having a wank when there is dried cum all over your cock.

'Going for a wank'

"Didn't you go for one earlier?"

'Yeah this ones a crusty tug'

by Peteyboixoxoxo March 3, 2014

Cunty McFaggot

When a work colleague persistently abuses his friends and customers. They will say anything to miss sell and pull down their trousers.

That guy has just pulled down my trousers and walked out wearing them as a turban. What a Cunty McFaggot!

by Sponge teeth October 1, 2014

crusty edges

when ya girl dye her hair but then she fucking gets the dye on her forehead so you can see the stain

"yo stacy dyed her hair" "yeah but she got them crusty edges"

by eggsandsuch August 1, 2016

crusty orange

Crusty Orange, aka Donald Trump.

Called Crusty Orange because he is old and has a fake orange tan that sits atop of his wrinkly and blotched skin.

Ugh that Crusty orange is not my president.

by Yikesman January 14, 2017

crusty

A dumbass Nigga who is crusty musty sad and will die a virgin that thinks there cool because they know how to talk shit but then will never finish what they started. Usually thinks there the shit but they know when there alone they beat there meat dry to gay,midget and girl with dicks porn every night. Then they try to tell there self one day I will lose my virginity to a hoe with ten types of AIDS and still be proud they lost it

Get yo burn crusty depressed ass the fuck out of here nigga

by Long Beach crips gang January 5, 2018

memory custard

The water in a bowl called ''pensieve'' wich contains memories wizards can extract out of their heads using a wand

The water in the pensieve is called memory custard. Dumbledore uses it to put memories in , wich u can see if you stick your head in it.

by Archimedes! September 26, 2011