Patient Cook

Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.

Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.

You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.

by MikeToreno May 18, 2024

Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.

Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"

by kp04z July 11, 2024

Cook

(Verb) To cook is commonly reffered to as to working hard on a certain task or project.

Pronounciation: /ko k/

The term 'to cook' originated from the Netflix show Breaking Bad, when they often would use the term about cooking meth.

From there it has been more and more commonly interprented as to just work in general.

Walter: Jesse... let it go... we need to cook

by Sveskejuice December 12, 2023

Cook ons

Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.

Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.

by Djkevinrudd07 January 9, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

corey cook

Someone who watches anime and hentai excessively.

Person 1: hey you know that one dude
Person 2: yeah but he is a total Corey cook
Person 1: oh

by Fuck did u do January 25, 2017

cooked

when somebody got done so bad there’s no return

“bro he cheated on me w his cousin i’m cooked”

by yuhhsiya April 18, 2024