candyboner

When you eat something sweet and it tastes so good your aroused

'just drank a Oreo milkshake #candyboner'
'omg those skittles gave me and candyboner'

by thecockmeister May 4, 2015

candy swirl

"Candy swirl" is another word for your sweet loving best friend , that's always There for you when you need them & got your back no matter what .

Girl : " she is my candy swirl !

by Yourowmmimd June 30, 2015

candy mami

the female version of a sugar daddy

"She is my candy mami."

by radatad September 6, 2016

Candy drawer

The love tunnel of a female with an extremely large body habitus.

Dude.....John tried to get into Gwen's candy drawer last night but was denied because of a really heavy flow.

by Gwens candy master June 21, 2016

Candy stamp

When somebody does not wipe there arse sufficiently, and leaves a brown stain in there underpants.

Who do these shitty undies belong to? Some dirty bastard has left a candy stamp

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

by MarianneM September 5, 2016

candywagon

Pedophiles vehicle

Bob: "Hey look! Mr. Herbert is giving away free candy!"
James: "Bob, Mr. Herbert is driving his candywagon, he's a pedo"

by Jacob Jags December 18, 2016