It's a kerfuffle of epoch proportions, resulting from multiple poor decisions that can each only be described as unfortunate boondoggles that grew out of indifference by leadership and their inability to recognize and acknowledge their insane decisions, or lack thereof.
Clearly shaken by the events of the day, it was now apparent that the full impact of the clusterfuckastrophe was not yet known, but soon would be.
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Get the Clusterfuckastrophe mug.A particular type of general clusterfuck specifically and wholly related to the subject matter of computer systems or operations gone wrong. Such things as a botched server migration or bare metal restore from tape backup which has failed to restore a domain controller qualify. May also be used in relation to specifically Linux or Unix matters gone awry.
"That damn former administrator skipped out on us, encrypted all the databases and sent an email to the company wide distribution list demanding 1000 BTC in ransom! What a clusterfsck!"
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The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
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Get the Chester Breezy mug.Me. My name is Chester and I've read a few definitions of my awesome name but since I'm Chester I get to decide the definition now. So here it is:
Just some ginger with two personality traits:
1. Being really flirtatious.
2. Being rude and violent.
Also tends to have things such as "I <3 MILFS" and "BALLS <3" written on their shoes.
Also I'm the best Chester so frick that stupid little cheeto tiger, I hope he dies alone and sad.
-C.G.
Just some ginger with two personality traits:
1. Being really flirtatious.
2. Being rude and violent.
Also tends to have things such as "I <3 MILFS" and "BALLS <3" written on their shoes.
Also I'm the best Chester so frick that stupid little cheeto tiger, I hope he dies alone and sad.
-C.G.
Chester: Hey Bea, on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need ;)
Bea: Stop it. Just shut up.
Chester: Well it's not my fault you platonically married me and had two very real kids with me (BEA IS GETTING EXPOSED FOR BEING A BAD WIFE >:) !!!!!!)
Bea: Stop it. Just shut up.
Chester: Well it's not my fault you platonically married me and had two very real kids with me (BEA IS GETTING EXPOSED FOR BEING A BAD WIFE >:) !!!!!!)
by ImAGoblin975 November 28, 2022
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“You heard about what happened to charles leclerc at the hungarian GP?”
“Ferrari strategy was a Clusterfuck”
“Ferrari strategy was a Clusterfuck”
by The_Mekong_River September 4, 2022
Get the Clusterfuck mug.A sex position where you get buttfucked by a Cheeto by somebody wearing a Chester the cheetah costume. Upon climax, the girl(or guy) will moan, “it’s not easy being cheesy”.
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