chicken scratch

When your handwriting is unreadable by anybody but yourself.

Tom's teacher complained that only Tom could read his won chicken scratch.

by Rich June 20, 2003

Chicken Winging

During sex in the "doggy style" position, it is the act of bending your significant others arm in a way that resembles a chicken wing right before she/he orgasms, forcing him/her to scream even louder than usual, giving the facade of anyone hearing that you have massive sexual prowess.

Applies to both sexes.

Man 1: Oh man, I heard you and Sally at it last night, she was screaming like crazy!
Man 2: Well, she was kind of silent for a bit, then I gave her a Chicken Winging, and made her scream.
Man 3: Oh snap! I do that too!

by Scizzies August 1, 2010

chickenhawk

1. Any person who, in an official capacity, sends other people out routinely for dangerous activities while himself having never been exposed to the same risky behavior. This usually occurs in an authoritarian, militarized system and comes with constant propaganda in which the leader fashions himself as an ultimately benevolent crusader. The film "American History X" is an excellent, small-scale example.

2. An adult male who behaves in a sexual and often predatory manner towards adolescent males. This usage of the term is becoming archaic, in favor of "pedophile."

1. President Cush says that able men and women owe it to the nation to defend it against the Commies, but his military records prove him to be a chickenhawk.

2. I shot that sumbitch chickenhawk with mah .44. Blew a hole right through 'is head. He ain't gonna bother my nephew Cletus no more.

by stonerabbit November 26, 2006

chicken lollipop

A Chicken Lollipop is what you get when you take your erect penis and stretch your ball skin over it to make your penis resemble a chicken skin covered blow pop.

My chick loves to enjoy the salty goodness of my chicken lollipop in the men's room at the Gas Monkey Bar and Grill.

by 4fingersdeep January 14, 2016

Chubby chicken

1. Used to describe a girl that has some extra meat on her. Could be a good or a bad thing, depending on your taste.

2. The chicken strips you can get at A&W.

(Positive) "Damn, thats some chubby chicken, I wanna piece of that!"

(Negative) "Damn, if I wanted some chubby chicken, I'd go to A&W!"

by Phat J June 10, 2005

chicken licker

A old man who fucks girls under 18. A diddler, one who loves jailbait.

Rufus the stunt bum is a goddam chicken licker. Best celebrity example is R Kelly.

by Curt the Shizzle October 2, 2005

chicken parmesean

Similar to Chicken cutlet...Having sex on the beach and while in the middle of intercourse, pulling out your penis and breading it with the sand of the beach. Then reinserting it..a ALL WHILE YOUR GIRL IS ON HER PERIOD!!thus resembling a chicken parmesean

guy 1- I'd sure love to bang this chick on the beach...but she is on the rag!

guy 2- That's ok..just give her the Chicken Parmesean!!

by MSB1110 January 8, 2009